Okay we are down to crunch time. Final 2 episodes of season 1, here we come! Now if only Netflix were to upload season 2, like…yesterday.
I’m at such a strange place in this blog right now. I’m anxious to watch more, I’ve actually been dying to watch the next episode since Saturday. But the plan was to watch it Tuesday and here we are and now I’m terrified because we’ve got only two more left of this season AND THEN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LORD SEND THE RAM (an Old Testament joke, everyone.)
My whining aside, let’s get to it like Michael Bolton in a Lonely Island music video.
Diane in italics.
Meghan in regular.
Episode 21 – The Battle of New Orleans
Jax Wolf and Jackson are driving around town and then get stopped by creepy Marcel and his cops. Well, this Is going to end terribly.
Jax Wolf it’s a damn good thing you look like Charlie Hunam because you are getting on my last nerve and I’m not just talking about getting all up on Wolf Hubby’s ass about Hayley (WHO IS TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH ELIJAH) but also you killed Eve and I’m still not over that.
“I can’t believe I’m stuck in a car with this murdering loser.”
“You need me around to lighten the mood.” I love Josh. I also love Josh and Davina and their cuteness. She’s worried for him. Aww.
Josh has a daylight ring! (And is still gay…truly the saddest thing in this whole show HE JUST ASKED DAVINA IF THEY ARE BREAKING UP I love everything about them.)
Klaus is making another agreement with Genevieve. But with his clothes on this time, which is probably why it didn’t work.
Klaus offers Genevieve protection because they have sex. Haha. Hahahahaahahhaahahahaha. Oh. I’m sorry. Were we blogging? Klaus made me laugh because he thought Genevieve is now in his debt or some shit because they bang. Okay, Klaus. You don’t have a magic penis.
But seriously, he’s gone so adult these last few episodes. I hate to say it but he’s a much more stable vampire without his incest-y sister around.